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Locals in a small Canadian town have been stumped by the appearance of a bizarre creature, which was dragged from a lake.
The animal, which has a long hairy body with bald skin on its head, feet and face, has prompted wild internet speculation that it is a more evolved version of the famous 'Montauk monster'.
The creature was discovered by two nurses in the town of Kitchenuhmaykoosib in Ontario, Canada, while out on a walk with their dog.

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Some people think it's a chupacabra, but magicians know it's a chupacabracadabra!

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Leave it to rest in peace.

We drag it around like some fairytale creature, I say then we are the "Monsters"...
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I'm impressed that the hair goes the wrong direction.
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Looks like somethng Higley lost.
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Wait a minute, that's the lady from the Dune movie isn't it?
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My best guess is that it's a bloated dog. Probally a pitbull. It looks like it might of drowned, explaining why it's head is so bloated. The paws give it away that it's a dog, and not a boar as I originally thought it was when first seeing the picture. The head is especially bloated, showing that the dog was alive before drowning in the water.
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Take a look at the teeth in the top picture, then look at this river otter skull.

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That's my best guess.

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The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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I'll 2nd John's guess that it's a River otter.
It looks like a match to me.
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Laurie
You are an Qntario resident, can you pronounce the name Kitchenuhmaykoosib for me?
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Figger Laurie can speak Ojibwa?
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No question it's an otter.
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I question the pink nose. It certainly resembles an otter, but a pink nose seems a trait more readily seen in the mink.
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I can't remember what they said it was, I think giant otter if they exist, the last time it washed ashore and was discovered.
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I guess Laurie can't pronounce the name of that town.

How about you John hows your Ojibwa?
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Don't speak a word. But I bet the place is pronounced just like it's spelled.

John's guess:

Kitchenuhmaykoosib--kitchen-uh-may-koo-sib

how's that for going out on a limb Smile
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John
I think that you win the prize unless Laurie wants to jump in here to correct you.
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