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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Stoney would outdrink him and it would have to be a drinking competition - level playing field and all that - don't think Stoney has any wrestling experiencce and I seriously doubt Stone Cold has read much philosophy.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
The Rolling Stones would win.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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noble1 Special user 651 Posts |
Captain Kangaroo and Captain Crunch wouldn't stand a chance against Captain Kirk or The Captain and Tenille.
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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A debate between Stoneunhinged and Stone Cold Steve Austin? I guess it depends on whose judging it. In my book I feel that Austin's methods have the advantage. Quote:
Who would win, Mike Tyson or Freddy Kreuger? Kreuger. Iron Mike can't control his emotions, Kreuger would play him like a banjo. Quote:
Honor Blackman and Diana Rigg? Not familiar. Quote:
How about Ginger vs Mary Ann? Mary Ann. Prisses can't win fights, Tito Ortiz proves that every time he fights Chuck Liddell or Randy Couture or just about anybody. Quote:
Who would win a fight between the Blue Angels, Oprah's Angel Network, and Criss Angel? Well the Blue Angels could use missiles, but knowing our military the missiles would hit an embassy somewhere on "accident." So between Oprah's crew and Criss Angel, I hate to say it but I have to give it to the "Mindfreak." Yes he is a priss, but I think this would be negated by the combination of his martial arts training, conditioning, and the fact that everyone Oprah comes in contact with is a "victim." Quote:
On 2010-06-09 22:40, Michael Baker wrote: I think Cap'n Crunch would first break the lead marsupial's incisor with his crunchiness, then while Cap 'Roo was screaming in pain the Crunchmeister would shred his tonsils. And Santa, Geiger is an artist too. His best known creation is the alien from Aliens.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
How about Destiny vs Destiny's Child in mudwrestling?
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Magic.J.Manuel Special user I have danced upon 663 Posts |
Vernon could take Marlo,
but, Malone would wipe the boards with Freeman and Ammar. Tag team--cage match!
Nothing would get done at all, if man waited so long that no one could find fault with it.
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Doc Holiday, Doc Savage or Doc Johnson?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Doctor Doolittle and Doctor Strangelove?
Odd Job and The Odd Couple? Jack and Jill? Rocky Balboa and Rocky (Rocket J Squirrel)? Ed Wood and Mr. Ed? Mini-Me and Minnie Pearl? Abe Vigoda and Abe Lincoln? Funk and Wagnall? Slappy White and Sloppy Joe? Old Darrin Stevens and New Darrin Stevens? Barney Fife and Barney the Purple Dinosaur? Spy vs Spy (Mad Magazine) Godfather I, II, or III? Frankenstein Monster and Herman Munster?
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Vlad_77 Inner circle The Netherlands 5829 Posts |
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On 2010-06-10 19:58, Steve_Mollett wrote: Hands down, Doc Holiday. I wonder if many people's fear of dentists stems from the spirit of Holiday's ghost? Ahh yes.... Casper the Friendly Ghost vs Space Ghost Vlad |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Doc Johnson could take your mind off an aching tooth, though like Holliday, Johnson's trigger finger can be a bit wobbly.
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Have to think about the Doctors one. Let me start on these.
On 2010-06-10 20:25, Michael Baker wrote: Doctor Doolittle and Doctor Strangelove? Hm... medicine versus magic... Strangelove is pretty cool, and a good fighter, but Doolittle could call the animals to his aid. Original Doolittle or Eddie Murphy? Original Doolittle has the magic of song, which means he actually has magic AND animals. Advantage- Rex Harrison. Odd Job and The Odd Couple? After Odd Job throws his hat at Oscar, Felix garrottes the now unarmed Bond villain with a shoelace. Improvised weapons rock. Jack and Jill? My girlfriends name is Jill and she's pretty tough. Whereas Jack is a whiskey. Jill would pound the Jack. Rocky Balboa and Rocky (Rocket J Squirrel)? Rocky can take a beating, but I think the squirrel could evade and use his squirrely speed and gliding abilities to get more points on the judges card. If the Stallion landed one punch it would accomplish half of Boris and Natasha's mission, but I think Bullwinkles little buddy takes it the distance and wins by decision. Ed Wood and Mr. Ed? Horse. Kick. Fin. Mini-Me and Minnie Pearl? Minnie Pearl was cool, but I give it to the wee fellow. He's a biter. Abe Vigoda and Abe Lincoln? Lincoln. That dude chopped a lot of wood. Chopping wood makes for good punches. Funk and Wagnall? Funk \Funk\, Funking \Funk"ing\, n. A shrinking back through fear. [Colloq.] "The horrid panic, or funk (as the men of Eton call it)." Slappy White and Sloppy Joe? Sloppy Joe. Deliciousness points. Old Darrin Stevens and New Darrin Stevens? Old. Experience Points give him advantage. Rolls 1 D4 to cast Genie. Barney Fife and Barney the Purple Dinosaur? Fife. One bullet ends Dinosaur's reign of fluffy terror. Spy vs Spy (Mad Magazine)? Valerie Plame. Godfather I, II, or III? "You ask me to kill these sequels on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. This I can not do." Frankenstein Monster and Herman Munster? Frankenstein's Monster locks doors and sets castle on fire after explaining to Munster that "We belong dead." Frankie Junior survives for sequel and wins by split decision. His next match will be a handicapped bout against Abbott and Costello.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
TOO MUCH TIME ON HAND.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Insomnia, those extra 8 hours come in handy.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Minnie Appolis or Saint Paul?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2010-06-11 21:32, Steve_Mollett wrote: Minnie "the Moocher" Appolis by TKO: She was the roughest and toughest frail, but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. The King of Sweden builds a gold cage with diamond turnbuckles for the match. Saint Paul, having taken a vow of pacifism, is unable to defend himself as Poor Min pummels him with a plat-i-num wheel. Undercard: Lightweight bout- Flo Rida vs. Carol Ina Middleweight bout- Missy Sippy vs Mitch Igan Light Heavyweight Bout- Al Aska vs. Al Abama Exhibition Bout- Mary Land vs. George Ia with guest referee Minnie Soda.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Godfather 2 is one of the greatest films ever.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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