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Al Angello
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Don't you just hate it when they gang up on you after your show to steal your props then scatter. I have three juggling clubs, and 24 balls to keep track of. Of course I could always go back to a day job. No I think I'll chase the little kids with my silicon balls for now.
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Ray Tupper.
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On 2010-06-17 16:34, Al Angello wrote:
I think I'll chase the little kids with my silicon balls.

I think that's illegal in most civilised parts of the world.
Did you lose them in the war?
;)
Ray.
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Smile A gang of kids jumped me the other day and took one of my teeth.
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Those balls ain't cheap..
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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Wow, I'm pleasantly surprised that nobody has chimed in with "There are no bad kids..." yet.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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There are no bad kids...
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...just bad performers!
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
Al Angello
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Ed
That really hurt.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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Christopher Rinaldi
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There are bad kids, bad parents and bad performers... don't fool yourselves.
Al Angello
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Christopher
When the parents start stealing my props I will just hang it up, and go back to my old day job. I used to be a very unhappy electrical engineer, but them suckers didn't laugh at my jokes like the kids do. LOL
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Nosher
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Al, stick some rfid chips in your gear. With your background I bet you could whip up a mean scanner. Imagine the smiling faces of the youngsters when you knock on their parent's door, asking for your stuff back.
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Just go down to your local toys r us and pick up some of those nifty rfid chips..
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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ed rhodes
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On 2010-06-18 09:19, Al Angello wrote:
Ed
That really hurt.


Sorry. Just a play on the old; "There are no bad dogs" line.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
Ken Northridge
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One must do their best to keep up with the changing parenting philosophies. Yesterday I asked my 6 yr. old volunteer to say, "Hocus Pocus chicken bones choke us." She looked at me with a scowl. Finally, the mother said, "Oh, I don't think she'll say that, she's a vegetarian."
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Al-

I used to have the same problem. Figured out it was the glitzy props. Now I have solved the problem once and for all, and am coming out with a book, perhaps even a DVD. All I have so far is the title---
"Cow Chip Magic"...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
Al Angello
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WOW
There's a farmer near here that will give me cow chips by the bucket for free, and I have hundreds of dollars invested in my juggling, and magic props. I can't wait to get my hands on that book.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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"Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone"
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