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If there's a black swan laughing whilst a rabbid dog is running at your ankles don't think that that must mean that there's a white swan is waiting to help you out. They are arrogant creatures.
I am writing this whilst naked and strumming 'Tracks of my Tears' (in 'C') on a semi-accoustic Washburn.
I also have before me a plate of gorgonzola cheese and grapes, both red & white. These are the rewards for learning the trade of professional mentalism.
Bob Burns is the creator of The Swan.
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Thanks to everyone, especially Leaping Lizards.

Any more suggestions would be welcomed.
"We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines" - W. Axl Rose, circa 1992.
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There are two sides to every story = Every story is bilateral.

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or how about...

"pick a card" and when they reach out-- SNAP! A rat trap closes on their fingers

or maybe...

You show your hands both empty-- snatch at the air-- pull out a fifty dollar bill... and give it to them apologizing while you do "Sorry... I thought it was a hundred."

That's three ways off the top of my head.

"You're a comedian. You wanna do mankind a service, tell funnier jokes."
TPR by Dave Moses and Iain Dunford
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