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Heavy drinkers outlive abstainers, reports Time Magazine.
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Here's another one for Stone who, as I recall, is a big fan of bears. Or he is scared to death of them. Pretty sure it is one or the other. Well, either way:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/artic......ter-says

Be beary sure to watch the video up above.
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That's it, I am going to start drinking again.....
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I gave up drinking, and smoking 40 years ago, so I guess I don't have very long to live.
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I think Mark Twain came to a similar conclusion some time ago. His doctor told him to give up one of his vices, but since Twain didn't have any, he was doomed. If only he had had just one vice, lamented Twain.
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Thanks for the links!

I gave up smoking three years ago, and I gave up sex when I got married to the woman I'm with. So if drinking is my only vice and that vice is good for me, well, I might outlive all of you here at the Café!

As for the bears: that guy is NUTS! Sure, they seem tame, but it only takes one of them two seconds of a bad mood to prove how stupid the guy is.

And what has he been feeding them, anyway? Marijuana?
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