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totalpackage56 Regular user 152 Posts |
Why do drive-through ATM machines have braile buttons?
Why do 24hr. supermarkets have locks on their doors? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Here are Magic related jokes...
Why does Copperfield call that illusion the "Death Saw"? Has anyone actually DIED on it? Another... If Copperfield can transport himself to another country as he did in "Portal", why does he need to travel by plane?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Tate Loyal user NC 211 Posts |
A six year old told me this one. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kleenex. Kleenex who? Clean necks are better than dirty necks.
Which tastes better, rocks that fall from the sky or rocks you dig out of the ground? The ones that fall from the sky, they're meteor (meater). What do you use to fix a broken tuba? Tube of glue. (tuba glue) |
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Scott F. Guinn Inner circle "Great Scott!" aka "Palms of Putty" & "Poof Daddy G" 6586 Posts |
I wasn't always a magician. I had lots of "regular" jobs first, but they never seemed to work out. I worked for an optician, but I fell in the lens grinder and really made a spectacle of myself. Then I got a job at a meat plant, but I accidentally backed into the meat grinder and got behind in my work!
"Love God, laugh more, spend more time with the ones you love, play with children, do good to those in need, and eat more ice cream. There is more to life than magic tricks." - Scott F. Guinn
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nums Veteran user I have a life, or I would have more than 366 Posts |
A young boy goes up to his grandmom and asks her "will you make a sound like a frog granny?"
Granny says " a sound like a frog ? why would you want me to do that?" The boy says " Because mommy and daddy said when you CROAK we get a million dollars? I dreamt I was a muffler last night; I woke up exausted I dreamt I fell thru a screen door and strained myself Jeff |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
"I dunno, what do you get?" You get your wife back, your truck back, your dog back, your house back...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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wayman Special user England - Sunderland 589 Posts |
Two nuns in the bath
one says' where's the soap? The other replies, It does doesn't it. (sorry couldn't resist) |
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