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Gary Dayton Special user New Jersey 542 Posts 
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I would like to be banned - seriously, please. How can I do it?
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gdw Inner circle 4816 Posts
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Gary, for not banning me, and asking to be banned, I am refusing to ban you.
To make up for not banning you, I am banning myself.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." I won't forget you Robert. |
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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I want to ban you for looking like a Simpsons character but I can't because you are already banned!?
So I am banning you for sandwiching Gary Dayton and I am banning him for being in the gdw sandwich. |
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tommy Eternal Order Devil’s Island 16042 Posts
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The only thing I ever got banned from was a prison. Oh yes and a casino and the USA.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2732 Posts
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You're banned for not being banned from here before.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away." "Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind. Ain't life unkind?" |
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tommy Eternal Order Devil’s Island 16042 Posts
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Sorry, yes I forgot. I have been banned from the café twice before for breaking the rules. And rightly so if I may say so. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time as they say.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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Well then you are banned again for the sake of making it 3rd time lucky.
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3616 Posts
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And so, you are banned for... for... oh, just because abc ... abc... why not def???
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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Your banned for making fun of me.
The reason - I hadn't learned the alphabet that far when I registered. |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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You are banned for using lowercase abc instead of uppercase ABC - so there!
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satellite23 Elite user 424 Posts
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You are banned for rubbing it in his face by saying "-so there!"
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2732 Posts
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You are banned for ignoring the other poor 22 satellites when you named yourself.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away." "Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind. Ain't life unkind?" |
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4452 Posts
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And you, Sir, are banned for being named after your state.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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edh Inner circle 4698 Posts
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Tom you're banned for calling attention to it.
Magic is a vanishing art.
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StephenP Regular user 103 Posts
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Edh, you're banned for NOT calling attention to Tom's ID and its witty riff on the City of Angels as "Loose Angles," which also doubles as a way to describe a magician who hasn't accounted for all of his audience's sight lines.
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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You are banned for making the reason you banned the previous person so complicated that I had to read it three times.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2732 Posts
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You're banned for reading the same post three times.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away." "Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind. Ain't life unkind?" |
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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You are banned for having more posts than me.
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edh Inner circle 4698 Posts
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...and you're banned for having less posts than me.
Magic is a vanishing art.
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Jonathan O New user 59 Posts
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And you're banned for banning someone just because of their post count.
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