You're banned because if people took it seriously, the world would be a better place.

You’re banned because this stinkin’ old world will never never be a better place.

You're banned because if that's true then the difficult will never become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.

You’re banned for banning me with my own words!

You're both banned for waxing philosophical .

You're banned because from what I've been told, waxing is an excruciatingly painful process.

You're banned because it's better than plucking.

You're banned for being familiar with both procedures.

You're banned for not trying different procedures to see which appeals to you the most.

You're banned because you can't always get what you want.

You're banned for getting what you didn't want.

You’re banned for not eliminating all desire.

You're banned for being against procreation.

You're banned for spawning.

You're banned for fawning over my spawning as I finish with a bout of yawning,

You're banned for being too tired to do it again.

You’re banned for encouraging him to pop vitamin pills or something!

You're banned for including pop but leaving mom out of this.

Aren't they both working at the store?

You're banned for not banning and also for not helping mom and pop out at the store.