You’re banned for “writing your name in the snow.”

https://youtu.be/7Ios9R9S20c

You're banned for misconstruing that act.

You’re banned for reminding me of this song by Frank Zappa:

You're banned because that's what I'm talking about.

I shall not eat the yellow snow - a poem

I shall not eat the yellow snow

Its radiant yellow is tempting though

How it highlights what's otherwise white

The taste in your mouth would not delight

Because one day a dog walked by

Whose owner left him off his tie

Who went ahead and left his dew

That made the distasteful winter brew

One day I was walking home from school

When came an older boy so cruel

He packed the snow with an evil grin

Unknowing was I what was within

He raised his arm into the air

And looked at me with an evil glare

The snow packed globe in the air flew

A yellow snowball is what he threw

I tried to run, I tried to duck

But what I had was not much luck

But the half frozen ball of pee

Had just deflected off my knee

I took my hand and brushed it off

Ha ha you missed me I loudly scoffed

But then I noticed with much dismay

What on my brother’s cheek did lay

At first he screamed and chased the kid

Who wisely ran off and quickly hid

Turning back to me that day

He said that someone had to pay

I tried not to laugh as he ran at me

It’s not my fault on your face there is pee

But to him it mattered not

To him I was a little snot

I jumped up and ran and slid a bit

As big brother was going to throw a fit

And try to push my face in the snow

And surely the kind with the yellow glow

I somehow escaped and ran fast home

And to the kitchen I did roam

For protection by my mothers side

But how much longer could I hide

Through dinner my brother stared me down

Imagine had the snow been brown

My father noticed our tense contest

And later in bed told us both to rest

Had I gotten away with it today

Although it was not my debt to pay

He’d surely get me back tomorrow

If I don’t act now I’ll be filled with sorrow

So to the freezer I later went

It was several minutes I had spent

To make a ice machine snow ball

With yellow food coloring dye and all

I mashed it up till my hands turned blue

And on my brothers chest I threw

A phony snowball made of pee

Now in so much trouble I will be

When he wakes up and sees it there

He will surely grab me by the hair

And take the snow ball I had made

And mash it in my face, debt paid

Although it was quite unpleasant

I, my brother no longer resents

And to this day he does not know

That he got me back with fake yellow snow.

Your banned for making me laugh my butt off!

You're banned for no longer being able to dance cheek to cheek.

You're banned because I'd love to climb a mountain and reach the highest peak, but it doesn't thrill me half as much as dancing cheek to cheek.

You’re banned for being to cheeky!

You're banned for confusing to with too.

You’re banned for teaching grammar without a license!

You're banned because that's just a piece of paper.

You’re banned for belittling the importance of paper!

You're banned for sounding a lot like a tree hugger!

You're banned because his dummy companion came from a tree.

You're banned because that's still no reason to hug him.

You’re banned because he’s not wood.

You're banned because if he's not woody, he must be a pecker.

You're banned because they are one and the same but exist in different states.

You’re banned because Daniel objects to people talking about his little wood pecker!

You're banned because if it's so little, it's not worth talking about!