You're banned for sharing your shortcomings in life.

You're banned because thankfully my attributes are not made of wood!

You're banned because as you age, both you and your partner may wish it was.

You're banned because you're only as old as you feel (or so they say).

You’re banned because I feel like it..

You're banned for not defining the "it" that you feel like ...

You're banned for It.

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You're banned again for not banning anyone.

You're banned for missing my ban.

You're banned because the absence of your ban suggests you were posting late at night and tuckered out.

You're banned for assuming my level of tuckering while I might just have started puckering in preparation for a evening of ----ering.

You're banned for using too many E rings.

You're banned because I have only been engaged once.

You're banned because you're missing out on all the fun (and misery).

Your banned for mixing fun and misery which is almost like an oxymoron.

You're banned for bringing up the unintended consequences of a relationship between an ox and a moron.

You’re banned for stumping me on an answer for that one!

You're banned for going on about your stump.

You're banned for focusing on his stump when there are bigger things that we need to grasp..

You're banned for grasping at straws.