You’re banned because it’s not Moose-slyvania... as Moose and Squirrel followers will know, yes?

You're banned for mixing up your response with two threads.

You’re banned for being threadbare.

You're banned for thinking of me naked.

You're banned for impersonating a buck.

You’re banned for insufficient bang for your buck.

You're banned because, being a vegetarian, I would not take a shot at a buck.

You’re banned for even mentioning shooting at a dollar bill.

You're banned for thinking a dollar is a duck.

You’re banned for confusing a buck with a duck.

You’re banned because that duck who thiks he’s a buck will be out of luck when he gets hit by a truck.

You’re banned because that would really suck, and make me upchuck, which creates a lot of muck, and might make you say “yuck,” or even “what the f—-!”

You’re banned because we need Slowkneenuh to join this raft of rhyming riffs.

You're banned for asking me to join while I am contemplating my loin, wondering when I can do the deed to help satisfy my current need, as I don't have much left to share and to miss this time I don't dare. So pardon me if I don't post while I seek what matters most.

You’re banned for cementing this thread into Dr Seuss mode.

You’re banned for not bringing up the Grinch..

You're also banned for leaving him in the basement.

You're banned because maybe he's doing the laundry.

You're banned because the player on the bass meant (basement) to play the G string.

You’re banned for the inappropriate mentioning of g-strings.