You're banned because it's time for intermission.

You're banned for launching an impossible mission, and are therefore now subject to immediate extradition.

You're banned because your position is sedition without a coalition and your lack of inhibition could result in a deposition leading to your extradition based upon my submission.

You’re banned for your ambition to petition for his inquisition, when the only imposition is that he is a musician.

You’re banned for tiresome repetition, which interferes with my intuition, for which you are hereby sentenced to perdition. (Unless you’re prepared to reimburse my tuition. If not, prepare for demolition. Just don’t have a conniption.)

You're banned because all this going around in circles makes me wonder if we ARE in perdition!

You’re banned for terminating our endless, stalled-out orbit in Dr Seuss-style poetics.

You're banned because you ought to thank me for restoring sanity!

You're banned for your vanity thinking you have restored sanity while not realizing the insanity of humanity with your profanity.

You’re banned for chiming in and sliming me into rhyming one more time.

You're banned for not admitting that there are a lot of things that you would like to do one more time.

You're banned because there are many things I'd rather not do ever again.

You're banned for letting yourself be the first person banned in December.

You're banned because I was actually banned off a different magic forum for attempting to help magicians by pointing out the truth about copyright infringement.

You're banned for dissociative identity disorder or as we experts say dual personality which can be caused by creating simultaneous disruption on multiple web sites while perceiving you are doing a good deed.

You're banned for being an expert on Schizophrenia.

You're banned because I don't even know her, but she does have a pretty first name.

You're banned because I don't know how Chris Penjuicy feels about that.

You're banned because I asked his friend Delong Woody what his reaction would be.

You're banned because when Woody confessed that he was da pimp, his girlfriend said Idaho.