You're banned for disparaging the giant ants from the 50's who rightfully deserve to be called Them.

You’re banned for bringing up only gi-ants, without also being inclusive of deadly mantises, titanic tarantulas, mollusks that challenged the world, amazing colossal men, or fifty-foot women.

You're banned for not recognizing Van Morrison's band, Them (before he embarked on a solo career):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti......emb_logo

You're banned because your expertise in music may require me to counterbalance it with military logistics.

You're banned because although I was in the military too, and I know a lot about espionage, I'm hopeless at logic.

You’re banned for steering the subject away from 1950s monster movies.

You're banned for trying to redirect traffic as if we were vehicles.

You’re banned for complaining about being treated as vehicles after admitting (tacitly) in another thread to objectifying others.

You're banned because I consider one facit of my being tacit is an asset.

You’re banned because that facet of your tacit asset failed to impress my Basset.

You’re banned because if your Bassett formed a duet with my Terrier, the whole pet and vet world would be merrier.

You’re banned for not recalling the old canine saying, “The merrier the terrier, the bigger asset the Basset.”

You're banned for forgetting that you can't teach an old dog new tricks!

You're banned for being an older gentleman still thinking about tricks.

You're banned for thinking I'm a gentleman!

You're banned for forgetting that The Magic Café is entirely about tricks!

You're banned because the Not very magical, still.... forum is the exception which negates your use of the word "entirely about tricks".

You're banned because the exception makes the rule.

You're banned because even though exception made the rule, we don't necessarily have to follow it.

You.re banned because if rules are made to be broken we need neither rules nor exceptions.