You’re banned because this is me breaking all the rules with Peter Frampton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j14rCai9LY4&feature=emb_logo

Didn’t Ozzy have a song called “Breaking All the Rules”?

You're banned once again for not banning and asking a question, a clear violation of cross-threading. Arthur, you're banned also for reminding me that what I thought was an exciting life pales in comparison to yours).

You’re banned for not being sensitive to the fact that my flaws are the sad product of cross-breeding.

You're banned because my initial response to this was too risqué for this forum.

You're banned for using a word with an accented "e."

You’re banned because your ban would make it hard to differentiate between the act of beginning to do something again after a pause or interruption (resume), and a job application (résumé).

You're banned for exposing your tilde.

You're banned for making my exposure seem indecent.

You’re banned for mentioning my Aunt Tilde, and her exhibitionistic tendencies.

You're banned for not illuminating us about some of her exhibitionistic tendencies.

You're banned for only being interested in some of her activities.

You’re banned for focusing only on her tendencies and activities, while ignoring her extremities and proclivities.

You're banned for titillating my lascivious side.

You’re banned for not specifying which side of yours that is — left, or right.

You're banned for not also including front and backside.

You’re banned for not also including upside (as in smacked upside the head).

You're banned because the downside of using upside is that the grass is always greener on the other side.

You're banned for smoking too much of that green grass!

You’re banned for reminding me of the green, green grass of home.