You're banned being sentimental about Colorado grass.

You're banned for making me sad:

The dirt was clay and was the color of the blood in me
A twelve acre farm on a ridge is southern Tennessee
We left that sweat all over that land behind a mule we watched grow old
Row after row trying to grow corn and cotton on ground so poor that GRASS WON'T GROW.

You're banned for quoting George Jones.

You're banned for not practicing what you preach.

Arthur posted:

"See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeez, I can't find my knees".

You're banned for holding me accountable.

You're banned for your younger days when you thought an important trait was mountable.

You're banned because youth is wasted on the young.

You’re banned for quoting/paraphrasing “It’s A Wonderful Life” (“youth is wasted on the wrong people”).

You're banned because I was actually paraphrasing George Bernard Shaw.

You’re banned for suggesting that the screenwriters of IAWL plagiarized from GBS.

You're both banned for paraphrasing confusion which if left unchecked could lead to mild (fortunately) dystopia.

You’re banned for revealing that I live in a dystopian utopia. (Or is it a utopian dystopia?)

You're banned for reminding me of Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 .

You're banned for reminding me of the pandemic and temperature awareness.

You're banned because I am always hot!

You’re banned for reminding me of the Human Torch.

You're banned for singling out a founding member of the Fantastic Four.

You’re banned for not acknowledging the original Human Torch, who pre-dated Johnny Storm in the FF.

You're both banned for bringing up a heated topic on a friendly forum.

You’re banned for reminding me of “You’re hot”, an often used saying from a Paris Hilton TV show.