You’re banned for no rhyme or reason.

You're banned because it's the Time of the Season.

You're banned for the crime of treason.

You're banned for; "if this be treason, then make the most of it!"

You’re banned because if this is the season for treason, then there’s no reason to create a lesion from just aimin’ at pleasin’ you.

You're banned for your love of a rhyme, which lately is most of the time, while others prefer to read prose, but its not up to me what they chose, but for myself I have to say, just a good laugh makes my day.

You’re banned because to rhyme ain’t a crime... but, yeah.

You're banned for your excellent guitar playing.

You’re banned for knowing way more music theory (and real pro musicians) than an amateur hack like me.

You're banned for being a hack.

You're banned for not being a hack but waiting so long to come back.

You’re banned not for any egregious lack, but for your preternatural knack for steering us swiftly off track.

You’re banned for although you’re getting back on track, you didn’t mention Back in Black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA&feature=emb_logo

You're banned for forgetting Men in Black and you're starting to slack, so it's time you hit the sack and dream of someone with a nice rack.

You're banned for not introducing that last topic sooner.

You’re banned because better late than never.

You're banned by Peter Pan who takes exception that late is better than never.

You're banned for defending a tardy fairy.

You're banned because a tardy fairy is better than a hairy, scary fairy looking to marry.

You're banned because a tardy fairy is better than a farty hairy.