You're banned for trying to make me feel good

You're Banned because the Lord lets me make people feel good, so I can also feel good.

You're banned because today is Wednesday and I am sitting in my office chair, about to get some sleep, on The Magic Café, wearing black pants, using my Mac computer and there is snow outside my house.

You're banned for providing way too much information.

You're Banned for not providing enough information.

You're Banned for confusion.

You're banned because as Vernon has been known to say, "Confusion is not magic."

You're Banned for bringing The Professor into this thread.

You're Banned for needling the thread.

You're banned because I can sew with my toes.

You're Banned because their not sewn together.

You're banned for not noticing that they are nailed.

You're Banned because WE can't see if the Nails are even painted..

You're Banned for not toeing the lines.

You're Banned because I didn't see a pencil between his toes.

You're Banned for not understanding that he is unleaded

You're Banned because he's full of Gas.

You're banned because gas prices are at a record high.

You're Banned because I don't drive.

You're banned because you drive me crazy.