You're Banned because that is just wrong on so many levels.

You're Banned because some people think I'm a Ham. That's show biz

You're Banned for not being Kosher.

You're Banned because I like Hamburgers .

You're Banned because there is one right here.

You're Banned because I cant jump that high to catch it.

You're Banned because this isn't Hop Scotch, it's just a jumping burger, thus you're just supposed to catch it on its way down.

You're Banned because on the way down, it hit me on the head.

You're Banned because you were supposed to catch it with your hands first, not put your head under it trying to catch it in your mouth directly!

You'er Banned because it knocked me out of the blue, or maybe green.

You're Banned for becoming The Hulk at the end and all of it just over a hamburger!

You're Banned for throwing the Hamburger at me, now I'm all greasy.

You're Banned again for not catching it, Pakcik!

You're Banned for not alerting him that it is on its way

You're Banned because I actually did a few burgers ago.

You're Banned because Pakcik is still dodging them.

You're Banned for not accepting free food, Pakcik!

You're Banned for not telling him it was free to begin with.

You're Banned because it's basically a free for all with the burgers and other food stuff here!

You're banned because now all my shelves, stomach, refrig. cabinets, are full.