You're banned because I spent thirty years in the newspaper business!

You're banned for being old enough to remember newspapers... and for another synchronicity.

(The synchronicity is that my Mom was watching Pelican Brief earlier and they were in a newspaper office, I said "That's a newspaper office, newspapers used to be a thing.")

You're Banned for bringing your briefs into this discussion! Boxers is the only way to go.

You're banned for being into pugilism.

You're banned for not recognizing the self defense.

You're banned for the self defense would be by just not getting into the ring.

You're banned for not realizing that in many cases the best self defense is not putting ON the ring.

You're banned because I realized that a long time ago.

You're banned because you didn't say it first.

You're banned because I was trying to have the last word.

You're banned for alluding to the wrong thread.

You're banned because that was funny.

You're banned because I'm not laughing all the way to the bank.

You're banned because I don't even have any money at the bank. 8)

You're banned for not crying all the way to the bank.

You're banned for even trusting the banks.

You're banned for not trusting the Wunch of Bankers.

You're banned for lunching on munchies with a bunch of wunch bankers.

You're banned for verbal gymnastics.

You're banned for your using verbal as an adjective.