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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you've never experienced the major hassle of having to dig out after a snow storm!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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You're banned for reminding me of those nightmare days!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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You're banned for Freddy Krueger.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for the association of Freddy Kreuger by name to the great Gottfried Kreuger of Newark, New Jersey!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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Your banned for saying New Jersey instead of New Joisey.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for thinking you can hear how he said it.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for banning thinking.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for thinking I'm banning thinking.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
daffydoug
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You're banned for banning him for thinking you're banning thinking.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for...... well your just banned, period.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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You're banned for running dry on ideas to ban me!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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You're banned for--er--EVER!!!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
- Albert Camus
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You're banned for escaping from my garrote.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for having a garrote that chases someone.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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You're ALL banned because I had a rotten night at work!
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not reporting the decay of your workplace to management.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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You're banned for reminding me again of that nasty place during my time off!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not taking deep breathing exercises and/or utilizing relaxation techniques when you are not working to relieve your anxieties over your workplace, thereby affording you a longer, healthier and happier life.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
daffydoug
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You're banned for assuming incorrectly that I'm not doing those things!
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You're banned for doing them and still not achieving relaxation.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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