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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for banning him who desires no shoes because you obviously are a wearer of shoes.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You're banned because YOU are a shoe-wearer too!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because while I wear shoes and boots outside of my home, in my house I'm without shoes.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not wearing sandals.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not wearing soft moosehide and shearling lined slippers in the comfort of your home for the protection, relief and rest for the lifelong stress on your heels and soles.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for all the moose.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Vlad_77
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You're banned for not explictly mentioning Bullwinkle.
Pakar Ilusi
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You are banned for elitism.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for confusing ageism with elitism.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for that is within my rights.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for thinking you have rights.
'One of the safest ways to make a good performance is to have tricks which work so easily, that mechanics can be forgotten and every attention devoted to presentation' - Corinda
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for leaving out the lefts.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're leaving because you're banned.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for an unspecified time.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you didn't ban him for not banning me.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned 'cause I didn't feel like it.
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The Amazing Pog
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You're banned for suppressing your feelings regarding banning others.
'One of the safest ways to make a good performance is to have tricks which work so easily, that mechanics can be forgotten and every attention devoted to presentation' - Corinda
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I don't like the word suppressing.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not liking how silencers work.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
PaulPacific
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You're banned for being too quiet.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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