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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for I presumed you innocent for having dessert for dinner. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
PaulPacific
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You are banned because it means I'll have to work my toes off at the gym tomorrow to make up for all the calories I consumed!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not picking an exercise regiment that you love to do so much that you would work off your toes regardless, every session. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for that regiment thing.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for that Confucius thing. Smile
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You're banned for giving up on Confucius.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because confucious say's you are.
Horatio
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You're banned because you're confuzin' Confucian sayin's.
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You're banned for not banning him for his failure to capitalize and his misspelling of Confucius.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Horatio
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You're banned for confusing the game "You're Banned" with the game "You're Banned Banned Banned" in which bans only become effective when three distinct reasons can be supplied.
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You're banned because I never heard of the game "You're Banned Banned Banned."
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because I never heard of that game before either.
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You're banned for banning me for my own ban.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for your own sake.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for banning him for drinking sake.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for reading bilingually.
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You're banned because bilingually reminds me of bling and linguini.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for a fancy food taste.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because bling isn't a food, but blinis are.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for wasting the linguini.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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