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You're banned for bringing that to everyone's attention.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because my cat is sharpening her claws on the furniture!
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You're banned because you failed to remember that Klaus Kinski said: "Where a beast would have claws, I was born with talent.", and that would have made you feel better about what your cat was doing.
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You're banned because we don't give a rat's backside about what Kinsky, Da Vinci, Einstein, Gottfried or any of your other sources have to say. We care about YOUR own contribution.
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Obviously I am not adding any humor to this thread (or another one) so I will officially ban myself. Goodbye.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because others have tried self-banning, but have failed.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because if at first you don't succeed, yada yada yada.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for introducing Seinfeld.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because that wasn't my intent.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for we couldn't possibly know that.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you are a mindreader and you should have known that.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for saying that even though you've had a peek backstage. Smile
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arthur stead
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You're banned for exposing an important mind-reading technique.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for exposing yourself.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You know spying on someone else gets you banned.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not really banning him.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for NOT banning HIM for not banning me.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for that now.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for something later.
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arthur stead
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You're banned for something eventually.
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