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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because we're all banned for something eventually.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for banning me for other people's mistakes.
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Bob1Dog
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Then you are banned for your own mistakes.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You are banned for not accepting the human condition.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for conditioning humans.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for excluding other species.
Arthur Stead
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because the animal kindgom pretty much has it right and doesn't need conditioning; you're born, you're given the survival skills by your mother and/or father, depending on the species; taught how to earn your keep on your own, and if you haven't learned, you survive or succumb to Darwin's maxim; if surviving, growing old and finally dying.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for that lecture (even though I agree with you).
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PaulPacific
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You're banned for being a hypocrite.
Blessings on thee, little man,
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Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not agreeing with him because he was only using the opportunity to ban for banning's sake.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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I'm banning myself because you guys are right ... I'm just banning for banning's sake.
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PaulPacific
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You are banned because I'm kicking you out - with my bare feet no less!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for kicking with two feet, suspended in mid air as your legs flail, defying the laws of physics
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned for not being familiar with the term: levitation.

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Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you are not kicking in your levitation.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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I'm unbanning myself because I simply have to ban Paul for that photo!
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PaulPacific
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You are banned for not stating why you don't like my photo.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
arthur stead
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You're banned because anyone would tell you it's obvious.
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Arthur stead: "You're banned because others have tried self-banning, but have failed."

arthur stead: "I'm banning myself because you guys are right ... I'm just banning for banning's sake."

arthur stead: "I'm unbanning myself because I simply have to ban Paul for that photo!"

I am unbanning myself to ban you for excessive indecisiveness and then rebanning myself.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not spotting that sofa.
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