You're banned because after reading all these recent comments I just have to say ; what?

You're banned because I missed my introduction and now I'm here a few posts late.

You're banned for tardiness.

You're banned for being prompt.

You're banned for implying that I'm supplying forgotten lines to actors.

You're banned for persistent posts with inconsistent wittiness.

You're banned because wittiness is not required for banning.

You're banned because there are no witnesses.

Bob1Dog is banned because wittiness is not required for banning but it is for posting.

Arthur is banned for reminding us how little we know without witnesses such as we still don't know if a tree makes a sound when it falls in the woods by itself.

PaulPacific and Frank Vomit are banned because they live in Toronto and never told me about the famous Peameal Pork Bacon Sandwiches served there, which Andrew Zimmern just told me about tonight.

You're banned for not living closer to Toronto.

You're banned because it's good to be alive no matter where I'm living.

You're banned for not giving Frank Buck credit for you being alive.

You're banned and will suffer for suggesting that I'm one of the animals that Frank Buck brought back alive.

You're banned for not sharing the joy of living where you are with me.

You're banned for not revealing where you are.

You're banned because if you review all the posts in this thread you would know where Pakar hails from, and I would say the same thing to him as he said to me in banning me in his last post.

You're banned because I know generally where he is from but wanted more specifics.

You're banned for not coming to Malaysia with Bob to have some satay.

You're banned because I'm a vegetarian.