You're banned for science magic.

You're banned because there is no magic in science.

You're banned because there is science in magic.

You're banned for confusing séance with science.

You're banned for communicating with spirits.

You're banned for consuming spirits.

You're banned for permitting the spirits to consume you.

You're banned for assuming spirits need permission.

You're banned because even in the paranormal world there are rules and boundaries.

Your banned because you haven't been there to verify your statement.

You're banned because actually I have!

You're banned for not being normal and not providing full disclosure.

You're banned because some things are better left unsaid.

You're banned for censorship.

You're banned for freedom of the press aka wikileaks.

You're banned for causing Peter Zenger to roll over in his grave.

You're banned for not making the distinction of someone being critical of the government and publishing their reasons versus intentionally harming the government by publishing secret information, news leaks, and classified information from anonymous sources.

Tou're banned because I agree with you but I had to get Peter Zenger in there somehow.

You're banned because of Tou're.

You're banned because I don't know who Peter Zenger is.