You're banned for not suggesting an alternative to dance.

You're banned for not suggesting other alternatives, full stop.

You're banned for stopping so fully.

You're banned for being full of it.

You're banned for not defining it.

Your banned because Stephen King did it.

You're banned because he likes AC/DC. (And if I had another ban I'd ban you for Your).

You're banned because everybody likes electricity and for thinking you are a spell checker.

You're banned because I was referring to the band.

You're banned for confusing me because I thought the idea for a response was to reply back with something related to the above post but not obvious, and one which would throw the thread in another direction and cause the previous poster to have to think of the connection.

You're banned for being correct in your statement above.

You're banned for banning a banner who banned another banner talking about a band.

You're banned for compulsive banning.

You're banned for gambling on that.

You're banned for rolling the dice.

You're banned for stacking them.

You're banned for snake eyes.

You're banned because "Pauly needs a new pair of shoes!"

You're banned for not requesting self-tying shoelaces to go with them.

You're banned because nowadays kids use Velcro.