You're banned because I'm no good with PK effects.

You're banned because you can't bend spoons.

You're banned for spoon bending talk.

You're banned for spooning.

You're banned for crooning.

... and you're banned for mooning.

You're banned for tuning.

You're banned for reminding me of prunes.

You're banned because my toes look like prunes if I stay in the bath too long.

You're banned because staying in the bath too long is better than staying in too little, and you may become constipated for insulting prunes by comparing them to your toes.

You're banned for that image of passing prune-like objects in the bathroom!

You're banned for not knowing that people with pruney fingers picked up items in the bathroom in 12 per cent less time than those with normal fingers.

You're banned because I 'm not sure if that's an asset or a liability.

You're banned because of uncertainty and lack of basic accounting knowledge.

You're banned because I wasn't concerned about accounting; rather I was repulsed at the thought of handling pruney substances in the bathroom!

You're banned because you may have accountability if you in fact do the task to which you are referring. You're banned an additional time for not thinking out of the box and picturing a plum which is the source of the prune but possibly not as offensive in your thoughts.

You're banned for those additional bans. And further banned because I can't think of anything else right now.

You're banned for a lapse in thinking and making me worry it could be permanent.

You're banned for nothing is really ever permanent.

You are PERMANENTLY banned!!!