You're banned for reminding me how old I am!

You are banned because I refuse to grow up!

You're banned unless you know where the Fountain of Youth is located and share the information.

You're banned because David Copperfield knows where it is.

You're banned for not realizing that the third post in that thread is mine.

You're banned for wasting time and energy by writing two posts in a row rather than consolidating your two separate and distinct thoughts in one post.

You're also banned because I know you were one of the first posters but we want more stories from you.

You're banned for that's the way I roll...

You're banned because I never got my X-mas gift.

You're banned for not counting your blessings.

You're banned for not posting more in the stories thread.

You're banned for I will soon.

You're banned because action speaks louder than words.

You're banned because I believe Pakar.

You're banned but not really.

You're banned for banning disillusionment.

You're banned for a disappointing ban.

You're banned for unrealistic expectations because banning someone requires less skill than performing magic.

You're banned because there are a lot of wanna-be performers out there who don't take the time to practice properly, or learn anything about presentation, or drama, or audience involvement, or misdirection, or showmanship, or mystery, or concealment, or ... (should I go on?)

You're banned because you forgot to include "or music".

You're banned because music doesn't seem to be important to a lot of magicians.