You're banned because they probably have no idea how to incorporate music into their act or have a venue where it would be difficult to use music. You're double banned for not promoting your book more aggressively to help their situation.

You're banned for not realizing much of my advice is falling on deaf ears.

You're banned for reminding me the same thing happened to me raising my children.

You're banned for acknowledging the cold, hard truth.

You're banned because I was looking for cold, hard cash.

You're banned because that's not the only thing that's cold & hard.

You're banned for innuendo.

You're banned for assuming ice has to be innuendoed.

You're banned for summoning a lip-syncher named Vanilla.

You're banned for summoning Beyonce who was in lip-synch denial.

You're banned because, impossible as it may seem, there is now an award given for "best lip-synching!"

You're banned because loose lips sink ships.

You're banned for sailing.

You're banned for not appreciating watercraft and a dreadnought is coming after you, and I don't mean a guitar.

You're banned because that's not the only thing coming after me!

Now you're banned for an innuendo.

You're banned because Innuendo is a game played on the Nintendo to get your emotions to a crescendo.

You're banned for extreme emotions.

You're banned because

talk about something but you'll sure understand
cause a month on the road I'll be eating from your hand

You're banned for that big green space between your first sentence and the other two.