Alright, you're banned for encouraging someone to break the rules and Paul is banned IF he ate something in the time between your ban (3:13 PM) and my ban (4:51 PM). I don't make the rules but I do monitor for compliance every now and then.

You're banned for setting time limits on my eating habits.

You're banned for complicating the act of a simple ban.

You are toe~tally banned for posting over MY post.

You're banned for not toe-ing the line.

You're banned for not tip-toeing through the tulips.

You're banned for two lips on my feet.

You're banned because tulips on the organ would be better.

You're banned for putting tulips on an organ.

You're banned because two lips on certain organs feel really good.

And you sir, are banned for putting lips, organs and "good" all in one sentence.

All of you are banned for taking this thread and using science fiction to go to the "outer limits" or using geography to go right to the "edge of a precipice" with possible consequences.

You're banned for not identifying the consequences.

You're banned for neglecting, truth, dare, promise and repeat.

You're banned because this sounds awfully familiar.

You're banned for not realizing that that is inevitable as familiarity breeds contempt.

You're banned for contemptible breeding.

You're banned for contemptible behavior. (You surely knew this would happen.)

You're banned for adding a qualifier to your ban when one wasn't necessary.

You're banned for pointing-out what isn't necessary, while ignoring what is.