You're banned for only knowing that far.

You're banned for not completing your sentence.

You're banned because I did.

You're banned for being argumentative.

You're banned for telling it like it is.

You're banned because I've really been banned for telling it like it is.

You're banned for getting yourself in hot water.

You're banned for bringing up the subject of Roman Baths which belong in a History forum, not on the Café.

You're banned for being uptight about history.

You're banned because it could be a wonderful world.

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be

You're banned because of the bizarre circumstances of Sam Cooke's death.

You're banned because he twisted the night away.

You're banned because Chubby Checker should get credit for the Twist.

You're banned because his was the only dance I ever learned!

You're banned for choosing a Twist over a Jig.

You're banned because the jig is up.

Arthur is banned also for using the exact same ban as in a prior post. This may be a cause of concern about his creativity or his stamina for long duration activities.

You're banned because my wife and I actually adopted a rescued border collie who's neglectful owner named him The Jig is Up, Jiggs for short and he was a wonderful dog and I miss him dearly.

You're banned for Riverdance.

You're banned for Flashdance unless you tell me your post reminded you of a dog also and you are going to get sentimental too.

You're banned for allowing exceptions to your ban.