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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for having an impossible anatomy; the extremities, ie., toes and fingers (and the unprotected face and nose) are always the first to be overwhelmed by frostbite.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not thinking if he's wearing shoes or not.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
PaulPacific
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You're banned because it looks and feel exactly like a sunburn!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for getting sunburned, which when I was in the military was an Article 15 offense if it kept you from your work.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for the sun.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned for preferring to moon.
Arthur Stead
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for thinking that's what I prefer when actually it is what you want to see.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for mixing it up.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for thinking that I am mooning the sun.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned for the eclipse.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you're the mindreader, not me.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because I knew you'd say that.
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You're banned for making me try to figure out whether you are mooning the moon, sunning the moon, mooning the sun or sunning the sun; with an additional ban for ignoring the planets.
John

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slowkneenuh
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You're all banned for cutting me off and making my post meaningless.
John

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arthur stead
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You're all banned for ignoring my ban about the eclipse.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for preferring the dark side.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for preferring the backside.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because it's much more mysterious.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're so banned for saying the backside is more mysterious.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned because I was responding to your "dark side" post, which I find more mysterious.

Slowkeenuh is banned for interjecting the "backside" comment, inadvertently making you believe that I found backsides more mysterious.

For the above reasons I have been unjustly banned. And unjustly judged. And therefore, I demand a hearing before the panel to clear my name.
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