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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for feeling him.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for it isn't what you're thinking.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for being defensive, justificative, justificatory apologetic and excusatory.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not nailing it.
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You're banned because you had more than your fair share of getting nailed.
John

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arthur stead
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LOL! You're banned because that's supposed to be confidential.
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You're banned because confidentiality is merely a state of mind.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned because at least two states are now (legally) in a totally different frame of mind!
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because the other forty-eight are in a totally illegal frame of mind.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're both banned for mind reading.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because where would we be without a mind?
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You're banned until we ask Lindsay Lohan, Justin Beiber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Anthony Weiner, etc., etc., etc. what it's like.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for omitting Rob Ford.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for omitting Kurt Cobain and Jimmi Hendrix.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because Cobain and Hendrix were overdoses; the others are just plain stupid and we all know you can't fix stupid.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for implying Bill Engval, rather than stating outright.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because Bill Engvall has nothing to do with the others who I said couldn't be fixed.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for thinking overdosing is not stupid.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned because Bob1Dog is right: taking drugs is a choice, and addiction can be cured, while stupid is stupid and cannot be fixed.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because that doesn't make overdosing not stupid.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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