You're banned for my generation.

You're banned for who references.

You're banned for Quadrophenia.

You're banned for a Panasonic Quadraphonics stereo system I bought in 1973 that was pure hype.

You're banned for believing the hype.

You're banned for DEC(Digital Equipment Corp.), Polaroid, Bell and Howell, Kodak, to name a few, that weren't hype but still failed in their business model. Maybe you need to hype to survive. Of course I ban to survive nowadays.

You're banned because hype has certainly generated a lot of dough.

You're banned for bringing up a cooking ingredient on a magic website.(Nobody said all of the bans had to be witty including this one.)

You're banned because this is the NVMS section.

You're banned because you are correct.

You're banned because it's ok to be correct.

You're banned because political correctness is not always OK.

You're banned again because you're correct again.

All of you are banned for sounding like a cluster of teachers frustrated because you have no papers to correct.

You're banned for a cluster of papers!

You're banned because some might use another word with cluster for this thread.

You're banned for introducing a Masters and Johnson subject in this thread.

You're banned for that kind of research.

You're banned because that is the type of research that resulted in my highest scores while in high school and college.

You're banned for missing out on all the fun.