You're banned for he was just being too anal banal.

You're banned for not posting sooner and allowing me to win my bet.

You're banned for not telling me sooner and promising me a cut.

You're banned for not realizing that I would have told you sooner but I didn't think you were from Oklahoma.

You're banned for not knowing that I'm from Malaysia.

You're banned because I thought you were an alien from the planet UNITAR.

You're banned for having such a good memory at your age unlike most of us.

You're banned because while I can clearly remember past events, nowadays I often find myself purposefully walking into a room, wondering why I went there in the first place!

You're banned for getting the message in that UNITAR ad wrong, arthur stead.

You're banned because it was just a play on words, a compliment, really.

You're banned because I actually got that it was a compliment and was just yanking your chain.

(Thanks btw... )

You're banned for yanking on his chain and thanking him while doing it.

You're banned because I can't answer that without getting banned!

You're banned because getting banned is what this whole thread is about.

You're banned for stating the obvious.

You're banned for calling me a statesman.

You're banned for forgetting that sticks and stones will break your bones but words will never harm you.

You're banned for resorting to nursery rhymes.

You're banned because I like that nursery rhyme.

You're banned because some nursery rhymes are pretty gruesome.