You're banned for explaining your ban.

You're banned for being anti-education.

You're banned because people are really stupid!

You're banned for scaring me right before I'm going to bed.

You're banned for not considering deep inside the medial temporal lobe is the region of the brain known as the limbic system, which includes the hippocampus, the amygdala, the cingulate gyrus, the thalamus, the hypothalamus, the epithalamus, the mammillary body and other organs, many of which are of particular relevance to the processing of memory and possibly getting medical help to calm your fears.

You're banned for flaunting your medical prowess.

You're banned for not banning slowkneenuh for being too wordy.

You're banned for trying to get someone else banned without doing it yourself.

You're banned for not joining the "let somebody else do it so I don't have to" club.

You're banned for going clubbing.

You're banned for not going clubbing.

You're banned for excessive clubbing which led to your prolonged absence from the Café.

Slowkneenuh you're banned for judging us poor workmen.

You're banned because not all NVNS contributors are men.

Arthur you're banned for making it too easy to ban you. NVNS???

You're banned for excessive use of question marks.

You're banned because, whether using science or any other means, no one has discovered what is an excessive amount of question marks.

You're banned for reminding me of Question Mark and the Mysterians.

You're banned because I haven't been on this thread in ages.

Paul you're banned because feet are gross