You're banned for selfies.

You're banned for covert advertising of selfie sticks.

You're banned for being from New Hampshire

Are "selfie sticks" tools for native New Yorkers to use to discipline tourists blocking foot traffic in the Times Square area?

Where can I get some?

You're twice banned for two posts that didn't ban anyone.

You're banned for dueling bans.

You're banned for reminding me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

You're banned for not thinking of the fatal duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr which was the true beginning of dueling bans and also for not banning Arthur for using the term "dueling" bans instead of "dual" bans.

You're banned for finding two reason to ban, when one would have been sufficient.

You're banned for not banning me for dual bans.

You're banned for possible schizophrenic tendencies.

You're banned for labeling those tendencies as "possible," when he's completely certified.

As meat, dairy or pareve?

You're banned for asking a question instead of banning Bob.

You're banned because that's so funny, confusing the two different threads!

You're banned for being too easily amused.

You're banned for calling me a Muse.

You're banned because there's a restaurant in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware called aMuse.

You're banned for being an amusing beach boy interested in sandy cuisine.