You're banned for making me think of the Periodic Table and making me think that I only had to have table manners periodically.

You're banned for making such elementary puns.

You're banned because after all, "elementary" is a misused word as in, "It's elementary dear Watson."

You're banned for not making it clear that you saw the link between "elementary" and "periodic table."

You're banned for thinking that we have to make anything clear in here.

You're banned for wanting to perpetuate a riddle wrapped up in an enigma.

You're banned for not liking Batman's villain.

You're banned for plugging Derren Brown's show "Enigma"

Your banned for plugging Batman and his villians.

You're banned for perpetuating a thread that is as much of a quicksand trap as the "Answer a question with a question" thread. (And now this bad boy will be showing up in my "new posts" profile for weeks!)

You're banned because posts in the NVMS section don't add to your overall post count.

You're banned because your post beat mine that would have echoed yours.

You're banned for not understanding that I was talking about the "Topics in which I have posted but not subscribed (last 3 months: 25)" listing that shows up when I click the "My Profile" link.

You are banned for copying/pasting that from your profile.

You are banned for profiling.

You're banned for profiling.

You're banned for banning yourself.

You're banned because of all the things he could be doing to himself, banning is probably the most desirable for us.

You're banned for making me laugh out loud.

You're banned because I can read your thoughts.