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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for your insensitivity to the killing of weasels and promoting it through song, "Pop Goes the Weasel!".
John

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You're banned because the song title was a poor translation from the German, "Schnaaps for the Beagles!"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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You're banned for thinking I am going to lead a group of children singing:

All around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
Schnaaps for the Beagles!
John

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Your banned for that terrible singing.
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arthur stead
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You're banned for hurting his feelings.
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You're banned because I would rather have my feelings hurt than being accosted and having my jewels smashed.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because it looks like the Smashed Jewels clothing boutique is closed:

https://plus.google.com/105111643424581810031
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You're banned for not suggesting we open an alternative boutique with them, "The Rising Appendage".
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not thinking of the title: "The Unusual Members."
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for calling members of the Café "unusual".
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because I was referring to a different kind of member.
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You're banned because that member is not unusual, belonging to approximately 50 % of the human population.
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arthur stead
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You're banned because by "unusual" I meant to imply the size of it.
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for pussyfooting around smashed jewels, rising appendages, and unusual members while secretly promoting the idea that size matters.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because there's nothing secret about it.
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You're banned for bragging about a quality in which every slave is your equal and every !@#$%^& your superior.
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
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I'm banning myself for not realizing you can't use a common term for a donkey on The Magic Café.
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
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You're banned for insinuating that I sit on a donkey all day.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not realizing that somehow the British spelling of arse is allowed.
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You're banned for making me feel like an arse.
John

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