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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
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You're banned for befriending a rodent.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You’re banned for not specifying mice, rats, squirrels, prairie dogs, chipmunks, chinchillas, porcupines, beavers, guinea pigs, hamsters or gerbils.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for passing yourself off as a talented musician while concealing your credentials as a practicing rodentoligist.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You’re banned for not realizing that my second divorce caused me to live among rodents in the streets of NYC.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for making me worry what will happen to you if you get a third divorce.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for casting doubt on the phrase "third time lucky."
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2904 Posts
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You're banned for forgetting the danger of; "Three on a match!"
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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On Aug 13, 2019, arthur stead wrote: You're banned for telling us how your hung. (it alludes to the belief that, under English law, anyone who survived three attempts at hanging would be set free).
John
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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On Aug 13, 2019, ed rhodes wrote: You're banned because it helped people stop smoking one way or the other.
John
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You're banned because it is just the way nature intended it to be.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You’re banned for trying to speak for nature.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for not recognizing when nature calls.
John
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Your banned for speaking of things that go on in the bathroom and therefore need to stay in the bathroom!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because some people don't have bathroom.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You’re banned for not putting an “s” at the end of “bathroom” when it should be plural! And you are twice banned for exposing some people’s embarrassing secret!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned because he could have exposed himself and revealed his embarrassing secret.
John
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You’re banned because all this talk about exposure is making me crazy...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for not appreciating the challenge photographers face with each picture they take.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because each one is worth a thousand words.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You’re banned for using a hackneyed colloquialism!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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