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You're banned because I was referring to a different kind of pie.
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You're banned because cherry pie is for George Washington's birthday.
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You’re banned for not realizing he was surely referring to Tweety pie.
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You're banned because I prefer Frito pie.

(That's Texas no-beans chili poured over corn chips, and topped with cheese and onions, for those who don't know -- and who therefore are ALSO banned for their shameful culinary ignorance.)
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You're banned for not realizing that some of us may be four star chefs whose specialty is Frito pie and therefore don't need the description in your post.
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You're banned for not realizing that some of you (among the what, three of you?) also may not be four-star chefs, and hence never exposed to the rarefied culinary delights of Frito pie.
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You're banned because us three amigos have enough culinary skills combined to be an executive chef.
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You're banned because my wife won't let me cook!
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You're banned because it sounds like your goose is cooked.
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You're banned because what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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You're banned because this all sounds like a lot of honking.
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You're banned for excessive honky-tonking.
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You’re banned because I would need a gin-soaked barroom queen from Memphis for that.
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You're banned for letting the Victoria's Secret Christmas Fashion Show be canceled and depriving me of seeing the winged angel.
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You're banned for not being content with re-watching this performance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pX1RpvZ8Pc&feature=emb_logo

... or this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gusuT78Sj5E&feature=emb_logo
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You’re banned for posting a double feature with no popcorn!
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You're banned because I'm willing to watch both without an intermission.
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You’re banned because I suspect you’re not capable of viewing either without a resulting emission.
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (occultism, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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You're banned for your suspicion of my commission of an emission without permission with no admission .
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You're banned for lack of submission to my transmission during your audition (not to mention malnutrition).
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (occultism, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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