You're banned for noticing my subtlety.

You're banned for giving it such a strange nickname.

You're banned because people are strange when you're a stranger; faces look ugly when you're alone.

You're banned for introducing gibberish into this thought provoking thread.

You're banned for believing lyrics from a well-known rock band are gibberish.

You're banned for wanting me to believe those lyrics are not gibberish because next you'll expect me to believe women seem wicked when you're unwanted and streets are uneven when you're down.

You're banned for exposing my fondness for wicked women.

You're banned for exposing what you are fond of to wicked women.

You’re banned for this wicked woman:

You're banned for acting as a banning agent and unabashedly promoting wicked women.

You're banned for staying away for so long, leaving me alone with all the wicked women.

You're banned for not practicing social distancing, but hopefully you wore a face mask which probably gave you some unusual challenges.

You're banned because I'm back, baby! 😆✌

You're banned for calling me baby.

You're banned for forgetting that we were all once a baby.

You're banned because I can't remember that far back!

You're banned for not looking at your baby pictures.

You're banned again because I don't have any.

You're banned for that is a little bit sad.

You're banned for showing empathy.