You’re banned for being wary of that merry, airy fairy who gets scary when he's hairy.

You're banned because I resemble that remark.

But just for the record, here's what I think of all this stargazing:

https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%......uN-kHBMw

(Me on guitar, playing Stargazer. Just for fun.)

Nice! You're banned for that great rendition.

You're both banned for not allowing Andrew Lloyd Webber, Claude-Michel Schönberg, The Three Tenors, Andrea Bocelli , etc. into your lives.

You’re banned because they all came into my life, but then got bored and left.

You're banned because if any of those guys tried to come into my life, I'd chase them away!

You're banned for not mentioning the benefits of a democracy where we can all have our own opinions and the freedom of choice, except of course in jail or prison because in reality the Jailhouse doesn't Rock.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk

You're banned for playing the Elvis card.

You're banned for thinking that I am a cardiologist.

You’re banned for dragging cardistry into this.

Isn't that where you register marked cards?

Where might you register unmarked cards?

To answer your question: Maybe at the Bureau of Blanks?

However, you're both banned for not banning in the banning thread.

You’re banned for not accepting flexibility or even “porous-ity” between diverse threads.

You're banned for ingeniously inventing words.

You're banned for seemingly being an ingenuous person but in reality are a prolific banner.

You're banned for praising a banner.

You're banned for banning someone for praising a banner, which is sometimes the safest strategy. For instance, as wise policy one should always praise Bruce Banner, lest he become angry (you wouldn't like him when he's angry...).

You're banned for neglecting to mention his alter-ego, The Hulk.

You're banned for my primary ego, The Hunk.