You're banned because my feet are very popular for some reason.

You're banned for walking on your popularity and dirtying your sole (soul).

You're banned because you're forcing me to ban you even though I don't want to because you and Arthur Stead are always so nice to me.

You're banned for sentimental reasons.

You're banned for introducing a form of mentalism in the NVMS Section of the Café.

You're banned because I don't understand.

You're banned for your lack of understanding.

You're banned for your lack of standing.

You're banned because, as Kenton Knepper once said, my feet actually REPRESENTS understanding(!)

See what I did there? "Under standing"

:-D

You're banned because even though you claim to understand feet, you did not state your position on overstanding them.

You're banned because I have no thoughts about that.

You're banned for being thoughtless.

You're banned for having an ongoing conversation with a foot that may not appear normal to most people.

You're banned because my foot is perfect.

You're banned for not noticing that uncontrollable twitch.

You're banned , because in most Countries is Rude for a kid to show the Bottom of a foot to an Adult.

You're banned for reminding me that I shouldn't have pointed my foot at Buddha or monks in Thailand .

You're banned for not giving PaulPacific the chance to point his foot.

You're banned because I'm waving my foot back and forth and not pointing it.

You're banned for concealing what your other foot is doing.