You're banned for misspelling "you're" as "your".

You're correct, however I am still compelled to ban you.

You're banned for admitting I was correct.

You're banned for being correct, that made me suspect, on that very aspect, the need to reflect, on your Café reconnect with no disrespect.

You're banned for your witty rhymes.

You're banned for your pretty chimes.

You're banned for your cheeky mimes.

You're banned for your petty crimes.

You're banned for your tonic and limes.

You're (correct? Paul?) banned for drinking in public.

You're banned for questioning yourself.

At 83, what do you want me to do ? (:->)

Sorry, forgot we're in a Banned forum, not the ??question?? forum. Lets see!, there's the <Banned, <2 Word, <Question - >Forums MMMMMMMMMMMM

You are banned for responding to your own post.

You're banned for not using a contraction at the beginning of your ban.

I'll hide myself behind a Banned dana -you can do it also for your foot. All the little piggys have been banned. Bacon, MMMMMMMMM

You're banned for referring to my toes as piggies.

You're banned for not explaining your toes so folks without a medical background may appreciate them more if they knew:

The toes are, from medial to lateral:

The first toe, also known as the hallux ("big toe" or "great toe"), the inner most toe, The second toe, or "long toe", The third toe, or "middle toe", The fourth toe, or "ring toe", The fifth toe, or "little toe", "pinky toe", or "baby toe"), the outermost toe.

You banned because with no childhood - you have no little piggies.

You're banned because I gave ten perfect little piggies.