You're banned because the Wizard of Oz is my all time favorite movie since childhood and I use it in security questions (Oops, I shouldn't have said that.), and also for not using the American preferred way of spelling favorite.

You're banned because I own exact replicas of both the Ruby Slippers and the hourglass of the Witch of the West.

You're banned for baring your foot instead of wearing the ruby slippers.

You're banned because they are an authentic size 5b for girls (worn by Judy Garland) and much too small for my perfect feet.

You're banned because Arthur and I have left our slippers at many places, but not as souvenirs. However we hope that whoever has them keep them as a memorable keepsake.

You're banned for exposing our secret, and giving the husbands a chance to discover who fooled around with their wives.

Your Banned because your wives are watching this forum

You'll always be banned for using "your" instead of "you're", as well as for capitalizing "Banned."

You're banned for harassing fellow posters.

You're banned because posters, although informative and colorful, are inanimate objects.

You're (right?) Banned / banned - HAPPY BIRTHDAY *PAUL*

You're banned for having a better memory than me. (Happy 50th birthday Paul)

You're both banned for posting birthday wishes online instead of mailing a greeting card.

You're banned for not sharing his mailing address with us where you sent your card.

You're banned because I don't know where Paul lives, either!

You're all banned for wishing me a happy 50th birthday. (And I appreciate all the well wishes. Thank you all.)

.... but you're still all banned!

And, You're banned for being toooo Happy. Ha Ha Ha

You're banned for laughing at yourself

You're banned for dismissing self-deprecation.

You're banned for introducing disparagement in a happy go lucky forum.