You're banned because I am the happiest out of all of you.

You're banned for starting a heated argument over who is the happiest one of us which could then result in us being disqualified and you winning by default.

We're all banned for having so much fun and happiness in this isolated era, and I don't care.

You're banned because I want everybody as happy as I am.

You're banned for not stating what type of happiness you are experiencing, since there are 3 main types of happiness related to; pleasure, passion and purpose.

You're banned because everyone still uses 'banned' - when the Forum Title is still "You're Banned", with a capital "B".

You're banned for Banned and Banned for banned.

You're banned for way too many "B"s.

You're banned because "B"s sting.

You're banned because B's sting, C's sing and D's ding!

You're banned for forgetting P's ping, R's ring and Z's zing.

You're banned because Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ding, ding, ding went the bell. Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings. From the moment I saw him I fell!

You're banned for plagiarism.

You Paul,are banned for falling for "him".

You're banned because I "fell" because I don't have any shoes on.

You're banned because when you use fell, it's hard to tell, without ringing a bell, if you're showing a tell or casting a spell or starting to gel.

Your banned because your a Poet, and you Feet are Longfellow's

You're banned because if my hand was 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

You're Banned because I can still see you waving foot.

You're banned because my foot shouldn't bother you.