You're Banned because half and half is a brand of cream and not a wit.

You're Banned because I like Ice Cream, but shouldn't.

You're Banned since you didn't say what flavor of ice cream is your favorite one not to eat.

You're Banned because I like most , and gained 35 pounds, and trying to loose ounce by ounce.

You're Banned for giving us the scoop.

You're Banned for even mentioning a scoop.

You're Banned for not playing an April fool's joke in the You're Banned thread.

You're Banned because Batman chase the Joker, and I'm tired.

You're Banned since you aren't tired, you're really retired.

You're Banned because at 85 in June, my Dr.'s said "Your Healthier than You think You Are" - Oh, the Plays was in,went pretty good Sat.

I'm Banned for getting personal -

You're Banned because I say so. What do you think of that?

You're Banned for ending with a question in the 'Banned" forum. Though Friend - you are funny

You're banned because I'm funny too.

You're Banned because your too funny

You're Banned for not having a hahaha, showing appreciation to his funniness.

You're Banned, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You're banned for now.

You're Banned, so we can trace your where about's.

You're Banned because your Band fell off and we don't know where you are.