You're Banned because that should have been "you're frozen", Pakcik.

You're Banned because I am having fun

You're banned because I'm banning fun!

You're Banned for looking in the mirror in the Fun House.

You're Banned for reflecting on his ban on fun.

You're Banned because David Copperfield is going to make the moon vanish next year.

You're Banned because my Computer Mouse Died and I have to use the slooooow board.

You're Banned for blaming me for that.

You're Banned because your not a Mouse, you're a Cool Cat.

You're Banned for killing me with kindness.

You're Banned for calling Pakcik a killer.

You're Banned because I am sure you were a killer with the ladies back in the day.

You're Banned because last April I was in a Musical and as the "Leader of the Pack" (song),on a motorcycle (I made of cardboard), was introduced as 'the Oldest Bad Boy, in the Community --- ha ha ha

You're Banned for trying to dethrone Henry Winkler, aka Fonzie.

You're Banned because, well, you're Banned, Aaaaay.

You'r Banned as the 2 Bands go around those guns(arms).

You're Banned forthwith and thenceforth!

You're Banned for building a fence around a fort

You're Banned because that's the only way to build a fence, around something.

You're Banned for not saying en garde while fencing.